B

You take local comedian and fellow Factory of Sadness resident, Mike Polk, Jr., up on his offer and meet him at Becky's.

After reading Mike's book, you know that this local hang out has great wings, is a great dive bar and there isn't much chance of getting punched in the kisser by a biker gang.

You order some wings and beverages while Mike tells you that the Factory of Sadness fame comes with a lot of responsibility and you might want to think about it before you go.

He planned the video and was ready for it. Friends and family, co-workers and the check out lady at Heinen's are all going to have a comment for you.

You have a few beers and some more wings and then talk about starting a band that is led entirely by cats. It is going to be a Clash cover band. You are really going to Rock the Catsbah.

After an hour or so, you both decide that wouldn't work because cats are too cool for the stage.


You have a few more great laughs and decide to call a cab and call it a night.

Days like today are why you love the city of Cleveland.