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You look at your friend and then your phone vibrating across the table.

It is your Grandma.

You can never turn down your Grandma. You answer the phone in your best non-beer addled voice and she invites you to dinner on Sunday, making one of your favorites...pierogies.

The catch is, she wants you to go to the West Side Market and pick them up for her.

You agree and then hustle across West 25th in a perverted game of Frogger to get to the West Side Market. Once inside, you see a crowd forming. You make your way through to see what the fuss is all about. All of those years stuck on the lawn at Blossom have paid off as you squeeze to the front of the herd.

Michael Symon is in the center, standing in front of a camera preparing to film a spot for a Food Network show.  He pulls you to the front and asks if you want to be in the segment, for his Best Thing show. They are revisiting Czuchraj's Meats and he wants some Clevelanders to participate.

You of course, oblige and laugh and joke with him while eat jerky of every type. At the end of the shoot, you take a selfie with Michael Symon and post it for the world to see.

This is turning out to be an awesome day.

Do you...

Take the pierogies to the car and head home.


OR


Continue on to the Factory of Sadness.