T2

You politely decline Francona's invitation and wait for your friend to come back from the bathroom while the others scamper off with him. You tell yourself that it is a little weird that a MLB coach is riding around on a scooter and he is probably just trying to sell you all a season ticket plan.

Suckers.

When your friend returns you go to the register to pay your bills. Walking out to the parking lot, you hear some "WOO HOOs" and the sound is coming from your friends as they jump up and down with Francona.

As he pulls away on his scooter, he shouts something, causing your friends to hoot and holler while high-fiving each other. 

Maybe, like so many other choices Cleveland fans make, you made the wrong one. 

Do you…

Decide that being a Cleveland fan is tough and you want to drown your sorrows with a growler of Great Lakes Brewing Company's finest.

OR

Continue on to pay your respects to the Factory of Sadness.