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You all excitedly toss cash on the table and run out to meet Terry Francona in the parking lot by his red scooter. You stand by him, unsure of what the proper protocol is in this situation. Do you shake his hand? Hug him? Ask him how many Red Bulls Nick Swisher swigs? 

Before you decide on a course of action, he tells you he "gets it," and understands that it can be tough being a Cleveland fan. He pats you on the shoulder, telling you next year is a new year. 

Francona turns and reaches in the compartment on his scooter, pulling out several cards. With a grin, he hands one to each of you. Francona instructs you to call the number on the card because he wants you all to be his personal guest for Opening Day in a suite. He shakes hands with each of you and with a hearty "Go Tribe!" he rides off down 14th street.

Do you…

Decide that this is the luckiest day of your life and go to Ohio City to celebrate with a little of what Great Lakes Brewing Company has to offer.

OR

Continue on to the Factory of Sadness.