T2

You politely decline Francona's invitation and wait for your friend to come back from the bathroom while the others scamper off with him. You tell yourself that it is a little weird that a MLB coach is riding around on a scooter and he is probably just trying to sell you all a season ticket plan.

Suckers.

When your friend returns you go to the register to pay your bills. Walking out to the parking lot, you hear some "WOO HOOs" and the sound is coming from your friends as they jump up and down with Francona.

As he pulls away on his scooter, he shouts something, causing your friends to hoot and holler while high-fiving each other. 

Maybe, like so many other choices Cleveland fans make, you made the wrong one. 

Do you…

Decide that being a Cleveland fan is tough and you want to drown your sorrows with a growler of Great Lakes Brewing Company's finest.

OR

Continue on to pay your respects to the Factory of Sadness.

T 1

You all excitedly toss cash on the table and run out to meet Terry Francona in the parking lot by his red scooter. You stand by him, unsure of what the proper protocol is in this situation. Do you shake his hand? Hug him? Ask him how many Red Bulls Nick Swisher swigs? 

Before you decide on a course of action, he tells you he "gets it," and understands that it can be tough being a Cleveland fan. He pats you on the shoulder, telling you next year is a new year. 

Francona turns and reaches in the compartment on his scooter, pulling out several cards. With a grin, he hands one to each of you. Francona instructs you to call the number on the card because he wants you all to be his personal guest for Opening Day in a suite. He shakes hands with each of you and with a hearty "Go Tribe!" he rides off down 14th street.

Do you…

Decide that this is the luckiest day of your life and go to Ohio City to celebrate with a little of what Great Lakes Brewing Company has to offer.

OR

Continue on to the Factory of Sadness.